Vaculator was born in the last half of the twentieth century in Communist Germany. He knew at an early age he would aspire to greatness and went to the best college in all of Germany. It wasn't until 1987 however, when a hormonal imbalance caused this once mild and smart college boy to turn into a ravaging, unstoppable, capitalist-hating beast. His love of vacuums (especially Kirby brand) is due to his poor upbringing, when as a newborn, he was forced to sleep inside a vacuum as his only basinette. |
