Also Known As: Cold Finger, Ol' Rubber Gloves
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 215 (just tubby enough to make it creepy)
Eyes: Too bloodshot to tell
Hair: Only Facial
Signature Move: The Dreaded Drop Your Drawers
Favorite Sayings: Hi Pete, it's that time again. You can cough better than that! |
You enter the doctor's office because you need a physical. The doctor is a pretty woman in her early thirties. The moment arrives. Every test is done except for the old, "Turn your head and cough, please." Her voice still rings in your head, "Oh Larry! Could you please take over for a minute?" Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh! But no words could truly describe your agony. |
