Scotty, or Mister Pissed, on why people don't ask him about his kilt Fantastic Fro: Scotty, Do you ever get made fun of because you wear what looks like a skirt?
Scotty: It's not a skirt! My father wore one just like it, and his father, and his father's father. But I suppose someone does get a bit feisty about it with me every once in a while, but you know what I do?
Fantastic Fro: No.
Scotty: I give 'em a swift kick in the goonies, and then another one, and then another. And then, as soon as they're on the floor, I bash in their teeth with a melon baller.
Fantastic Fro: I'm assuming that people learn quickly not to ask about it?
Scotty: Aye, that they do. But, the girls all think I'm dead sexy. |
