I can taste the kitten already

Also Known As: The Chinois Sha-Bang
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 85
Eyes: Brue (hehe)
Hair: Light Brown
Signature Move: The Chinois Strangler
Favorite Sayings: What is this, Chinois Vision?! Ahh, Red Snapper, very tasty! Daahh, you so stuuuuupaaaahhhhd! Canada!

His mystic ninja-esque ways baffle the ordinary wrestler. He was kidnapped by a team of marauding monks as a child and forced into Pete's School of Love. There he learned to find the way to a woman's heart. He made his living riding the ho-train until one fateful day, a spastic wigger ransacked the train and stole all the ho's. He devoted his life to the study of Sha-Bang! The Chinese art of whoop-ass!